Gosh darn it, Samantha Markle!
Just when we were starting to like you.
Okay, fine, we weren't starting to like you.
But we were starting to think we were maybe done with your senseless, misguided, cruel and self-serving bashing of Meghan Markle and we'd therefore never need to write about you ever again.
This was our hope after you actually apologized last week to half-sister Meghan Markle.
Alas, our excitement over being done with you forever was apparently short-lived.
The world just learned that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are having a royal baby. So how did expectant mom Meghan hide her bump? She did it gracefully in a custom Givenchy coat and $625 Manolo Blahniks while attending the wedding of Princess Eugenie. Here’s how you can look like a royal for under $450.
The announcement from the Duke and Duchess of Sussex has triggered a royal soap opera of petty squabbling and appalling behaviour. Bring it on
I am a Guardian reader with republican principles. Does this mean I can’t take an interest in the current royal shenanigans? Daria, by email
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