Switzerland crowned new rulers of Earth (via ridiculous music competition)
The A.V. Club -

Congratulations are in order for the country of Switzerland tonight, which has just successfully established its right to rule the planet for the next year, via the tried and true method of triumphing in the annual Eurovision Song Contest. The plucky alpine country will presumably be taking custody of the global reigns momentarily, picking them up from last year’swinner Sweden, who, we can probably all agree, shit the bed pretty hard in terms of planetary caretaking (as determined by who can...

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