The experts' step-by-step guide to surviving a nuclear attack: How to stop your skin melting, why to keep your mouth open so your eardrums don't burst, use soap but not conditioner, and what you REALLY need after the blast
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You can't outrun a nuclear bomb. As Peter Donaldson warned in his message on behalf of the BBC in the event of a nuclear attack: 'Remember, there is nothing to be gained by trying to get away.'

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