THE TRASH REPORT: The Rock on Biden, The Sun on Getting Shaded, and Check Etiquette With Billionaire Friends
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Let's go, Trash Pandas! It's time to dig DEEP into this week's trashiest gossip. by Elinor Jones Hi Trash Pandas! Welcome to another edition of THE TRASH REPORT. It's your girl, Elinor Jones. I am writing this beginning part after writing the rest of the article. Nothing came to me to kick us off. I thought a couple of margs would help. They did not, plus now I'm tired. Here's some stuff: Total Eclipse of the Fart Noise ...

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