Jon Gruden thinks he’s going to ‘fix’ football by recapturing its past. He’s going to be disappointed. -

He hasn’t even been back to the NFL for a full month, and he’s already tedious. Jon Gruden wants to write a book called The Football Gods. This is what he told Sports Illustrated in the requisite he’s back isn’t that cool profile that dropped this week. I don’t know if writing this book is a real aspiration or just some folksy Grudenism like the shit he said during the MNF broadcasts that was actually kind of fun sometimes.

But this isn’t fun. For Gruden, it’s more of a mission statement...

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