Stable genius Lara Trump just informed us that the U.S. actually has 81 states (video)
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Republican National Committee co-chair Lara Trump just informed her MAGA fans that the United States is actually a lot bigger than anyone could have guessed. "We're going to have lawyers in all the major polling locations across the country. We have lawsuits in 81 states right now," announced the stable genius — aka Donald Trump's sycophantic daughter-in-law — on Newsmax. — Read the rest

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