Jeff Goldblum admits that he can't cook. But that won't keep Jeff Goldblum from cooking. In this video Jeff Goldblum Jeff Goldblums the shit out of a pot of soup. Product plugs abound, but hey: Jeff Goldblum.
It's not as good as Cooking with Chrisopher Walken, but I'll take it.
The internet loves what it loves with a frightening intensity: cats, of course, and dogs, and other animals that are small and furry and prone to easily shareable quirks, but also celebrities who combine devastating good looks with the kind of effortless charm that inspires memorable videos and memes for days.
Twitter is once again ROFL at President Trump as he tweets, "Ask Jeff Session," instead of Jeff Sessions.