Hamburger Helper Unveils New Line Of Erotic Casseroles Meant To Be Eaten Off Naked Body
The Onion - 2023-09-28T12:47:00.733Z

CLEVELAND—Debuting what the company described as a completely-new way to enjoy the brand’s signature boxed dinners, packaged food product mainstay Hamburger Helper unveiled a line of erotic casseroles Thursday that is intended to be eaten off naked bodies. “No date night would be complete without Hamburger Helper’s

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