POP QUIZ PDX: Sassy Ass Trivia About Nike Scandals, More Nike Scandals, and WOW, So Many Nike Scandals!
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See how well YOU score on this week's super fun local trivia quiz! by Wm. Steven Humphrey HOWDY-DO, SMARTY TROUSERS! It's time once again to put your brainy-brain to the test with this week's edition of POP QUIZ PDX—our weekly, local, sassy-ass trivia quiz. And this week, your brain will be tested on the latest Nike scandals, even more Nike scandals and oh shit how can Nike have SO MANY SCANDALS? (Lucky you, you love scandals....

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