Why Men Can't Stop Wearing Slutty Short Shorts
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My phone was shouting at me on a comatose Sunday morning. In the pot luck of a TikTok algorithm stew—Elden Ring combos, nice jackets, extremely drunk people being escorted off EasyJet flights—a deep voice rang through my room as a himbo of the highest order in small black Nike shorts deadlifted what was the equivalent of a small Jeep: “if you’re not wearing the sluttiest shorts ever to the gym, you’re doing it wrong.” In gyms, on beaches, in streets, in bars, clubs, and in razor-sharp thirst...

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