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Donald Trump left devastated after receiving endorsement from woman who lost to a lettuce
Presidential hopeful Donald Trump has been left questioning his future in politics after earning a ringing endorsement from Liz Truss, a politician now synonymous with abject failure and having her premiership outlived by a lettuce.
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Government relentlessly chasing down overpayments to unpaid carers gives nonchalant shrug in direction of £200m given to Michelle Mone
In a further resolute display of fiscal responsibility, the UK government is continuing its unwavering pursuit of carers who were overpaid by a few pounds in their Carer's Allowance, while giving a nonchalant shrug in the general direction of Tory peer Michelle Mone, who is sitting pretty on a cool £200 million from a less-than-spotless PPE deal.
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Poo particles appalled to find themselves living on your manky old toothbrush
After toothbrush scientists revealed that most toothbrushes are riddled with tiny pieces of human faeces, poo particles have announced they are disgusted by the findings.