"Axe murderers kill 19 people and their daughters still come and visit them in prison," the Duchess of Sussex's father told The Sun.
Sigh. We had hoped that Samantha Markle would be one of those unfortunate trends we would be able to leave behind in 2018, like that stupid "flossing" dance, or talk of building the Wall.
But alas Scammy Sammy is still clinging to relevancy in the new year.
As you're probably aware, Samantha is Meghan Markle's awful half-sister.
Meg's story has been described as a fairytale, and unfortunately, it comes complete with bitter partial-sibling antagonists worthy of Cinderella.
Meghan Markle's half-brother Thomas Markle Jr, 52, was arrested around 1.30am on Friday after he was pulled over by Oregon State Police. Markle Jr was visibly impaired and had a BAC of .11%.