Open Wide Folks, The Sky's About To Blow A Fortnight's Load Of Rain On Us All Weekend Long
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Hold onto your raincoats loves, it’s about to get wetter than a seal’s backside out here. Meteorologists across the country are predicting a sopping wet catastrophe as a “fortnight-long” rain event is forecast to come and waterboard all of us into submission. I for one welcome our liquid overlords. If you’re looking outside your window […]

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