Eric young articles

  • Eric Cartman Goes On Ozempic

    Eric Cartman Goes On Ozempic South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone have been master craftsmen at flawlessly capturing and satirizing society's absurdities since the first episode of the animated comedy series debuted on Comedy Central in August 1997. As of May, and 330 episodes later, Parker and Stone are preparing to debut the next exclusive streaming event, "The End of Obesity." "The advent of new weight loss drugs has a huge impact on everyone in South Park. When...

  • I’m too young to be eighty-four!

    Here is a message I received from one of my grandkids this week. “Hey JB, it’s your birthday, and you just turned 84, I know you will live for many, many more.” I sure hope I do. I understand that I’m getting a bit older and that I cannot ignore life’s ending. But I’m not going to sit around like some Shakespeare character thinking about death. I would hope it is much more productive for me to make the most of my current state in life. Play the cards we are dealt. Then anticipate a lingering...

  • I'm 98 and doing my job keeps me young'

    Britain’s oldest worker has no plans to retire at the age of 98 and says his job “keeps me young”. Ivor Ward still clocks on four days a week as a production operative at health company EM Pharma. He started work at the firm when he was 80 following a career which included jobs in the army and being a professional poker player. Ivor retired when he was 79 but only managed one day before he got "so bored" he went job-hunting and joined EM Pharma. The sprightly pensioner, who celebrated his 98th...