Farting articles
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Android Users Are Getting a Fart Button
Android users on the beta update channel are noticing a new menu in calls made with the Google Phone app. Dubbed “Audio Emoji,” this surprise new feature gives callers a soundboard with six different sound effects, which both sides of the call can hear.
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Trump's courtroom is too cold to nap and fart comfortably
Even the courtroom temperature is a plot against this sleepy, flatulent defendant. Amid his hush money trial, Donald Trump is even complaining of a deliberately cold courtroom, suggesting there is a conspiracy to discomfort him. Other reports claim the actual environmental distraction in the room is Trump himself, who supposedly off-gasses a storm while nodding off to sleep. — Read the rest
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Special group dedicated to preserving power. Called the FART team
Special group dedicated to preserving power. Called the FART team (First column, 7th story, link) Related stories:Speaker Johnson Gives Impassioned Ukraine SpeechWeekend showdown on foreign aid billsTIKTOK ban THIS MONTH?