Is dunking chocolate chip cookies in milk standard practice, or just a Rockwellian trope that few people actually do? I hope it’s the latter, because dunking chocolate chip cookies in milk doesn’t work for me. (You in the corner, put down your pitchfork and let me explain.)
Some people would say that there’s no dessert more American than apple pie. This is untrue. For one thing, apple pie was invented in England. For another, baking a good apple pie is a true pain in the ass, involving several hours of blending, chopping, chilling, and rolling, which does not fit in with the great American tradition of convenience.
COLLETON COUNTY, S.C. – A South Carolina man is accused of shooting his cousin after a dispute over potato chips. The Post and Courier reported Ryan Dean Langdale, 19, of Colleton County, S.C., faces charges of attempted murder, using a firearm in a violent crime and obstructing justice. The suspect allegedly shot and injured the 17-year-old victim Sept. 29 at a home after the suspect warned him not to eat his salt and vinegar potato chips. “Do not touch my chips, […]